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im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

Why the fuck do you know this

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

Had they never seen green tea?

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

alan i know about soda not green tea

i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda

no one knows where the origin of the name ‘7up’ started but it did have a mood stabilizer in the original recipe found in present day anti-depressants

i want facts about bees and carrier pigeons now

Carrier pigeons come from a species of Wild Rock pigeon, and their flights could be as long as 1800 km and were used as early as 3000 years ago. 

You know in old cartoons where a character throws a beehive at someone, and you think ‘lol, but that wouldn’t work in real life’. Turns out it would, and did. People used to lob beehives at the approximate location of the enemy forces to expose them. 

this is amazing thank you

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GORDON RAMSEY’S TWITTER CRITIQUES IS WHAT WE NEED IN TIMES LIKE THIS 

OH MY GODDDDD LMAOOO

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eronthebender:
“ immoren:
“ meme-lord-mcgee:
“ arlluk:
“ there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals
im going to fly away from this planet goodbye
”
yeah let’s just fuck up the...

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immoren:

meme-lord-mcgee:

arlluk:

there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals

im going to fly away from this planet goodbye

yeah let’s just fuck up the entire ecosystem because i’m uncomfortable with the fact that nature doesn’t conform to my world-views.

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This sounds like some incredibly white shit

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lockedoutofhollywood:

Do you ever get rly pissed because the hunger games films could’ve told such a deep story with themes that reflect our own society’s oppressive systems

but instead they whitewashed the main leads, erased their disabilities, and pretty much romanticized the violence

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Dear God in heaven

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Mcdonalds be like

Always reblog

8 piece machine lmao

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Dogs Growing Up With Their Humans (see 20 more)

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should i be in bed? yes

am i? hell no

should i be in bed? no

am i? hell yes

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yo-fuckers:

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mishasminions:

TUMBLR, CALM DOWN WITH THE CHRISTMAS POSTS

HALLOWEEN JUST ENDED

TAKE A BREATHER

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Have you barbarians never heard of Thanksgiving?

HAVE YOU AMERICANS NEVER HEARD OF THE REST OF THE WORLD?

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